Okay, so suppose your wife wants a cd for Valentine's Day, and the cd is by an African musician named Fela Kuti. The specific cd she wants is called "Expensive Shit." Also suppose that your wife works at home and often gets the mail before you can see it. So, you order the cd online and have it sent to your work address, but since it is coming from Amazon.com (as are all of the library's book orders) it accidentally gets sent to the Library's Acquisitions Department.
When you get a call from an older, modest woman working in the Acquisitions Department asking, "Did you order this cd with the shirtless African women on the front? It's called, 'Expensive S-H-I-T.'" You can say, "Yes, I ordered it for my wife for Valentine's Day. Women like 'expensive shit,' right?"
J
Friday, January 14, 2005
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The CD might be called "Expensive Shit", but it is good shit.
VG choice.
Then there was the time I signed for a package for my boss...it came in a plain brown wrapper, had a biblical (A & E) return address and rattled like VHS tapes...don't ask, don't tell.
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