- Who orders the DSM-IV for the reference collection -- the head of reference or the subject bibliographer?
- Should the music education collection be managed by the music librarian or the education librarian?
- Who controls the web page to which everyone contributes?
- Who has the final say on how the public catalog records display -- reference librarians or catalogers?
Pee on it.
Yep, like a dog. Pee on your call number range in the reference collection. Pee on the music education books. Pee on the web page. Pee on the catalog. While you're at it, pee in your office. Pee on your favorite chair in the director's conference room. Pee on the reference desk. Pee on your coffee cup.
Note: Do not pee on people, even if they do report to you.
Drink lots of fluids. It can take a lot out of you to have so much control.