Usurped, Being

When a funny new librarian joins your library's staff and usurps your role as "funniest librarian," don't despair. Instead, look for a new role to embrace. Perhaps you could become known around your library as ...

• the pitiful librarian
• the fat librarian
• the lush
• the Chester Cheetah-impersonating librarian
  
• the funniest second-funniest librarian ever