Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Usurped, Being

When a funny new librarian joins your library's staff and usurps your role as "funniest librarian," don't despair. Instead, look for a new role to embrace. Perhaps you could become known around your library as ...
  • the pitiful librarian
  • the fat librarian
  • the lush
  • the Chester Cheetah-impersonating librarian
  • the funniest second-funniest librarian ever

7 comments:

Gus and Fer said...

It ain't easy bein' cheesy... as my tenure packet demonstrates vividly.

Next job? I'm the one and only Cheetos Ban-deetos librarian. Take that, T&P committee!

unstricken said...

Mmmm, you might have to flee to another library where no one is (intentionally) funny. I have heard there are some.

Librarian Girl said...

Most of the time it's I-only-THINK-I'm-Funny. And who wants that crown, really?

Anonymous said...

I AM the funny (looking) librarian!

Anonymous said...

Can I be the pitiful, fat, lush second-funniest?

useless info always said...

How about the worst dressed?
We're talking style-less and fashion-challenged...

DMW005 said...

I will be labeled the StylishLibrarian!