-- Posted from Internet Librarian 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Make sure that you fool your bosses (who are a million times more technophobic than your grandparents) into thinking that you are 'up on technology' by making reference to Wikis and RSS content as if they really mattered. In the old days before either of those things, librarians were constantly referring to listservs and internet bulletin boards and before that they were probably referring to modems and electronic mail. There's nothing more amusing than seeing the look on the faces of your boss(es) when they pretend to a)know what you're talking about and b)act like this bold new technology will revolutionize [fill in the blank] at the library. Every once in a while, make something up and watch their faces light up when you claim that there's a software company working on a product that will [fill in the blank] and that it's gonna be so awesome and that they should do a web search on that product to familiarize themselves with it before it becomes the next trend. Your boss will be too embarassed to admit that he/she didn't find anything about it online and will probably lie and say that they read a Wired column about it. Then go outside and cry softly into a handkerchief or a tissue.
Posted by Sal at 4:29 PM
Monday, October 22, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Occasionally a routinely slow library process or operation will work efficiently and smoothly. When this happens, promptly tidy your hair and begin to look around for the hidden camera. You're likely being gagged for one of those practical joke television shows.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
It is never appropriate, under any circumstances, for a librarian to pick the toppings from the unserved pizza at your library's student appreciation party. If you have a tendency to molest other people's sausages, it is probably best to keep your hands in your pockets.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Be a library provocateur by making bold statements like:
- Library instruction doesn't work.
- Library catalogs are obsolete.
- Reference is dead.
- Librarianship is not a science.
- Google wins.
Posted by J at 6:49 PM