Friday, July 09, 2010

Vampire Lovers, Slaying

If a library colleague goes overboard with his or her love of vampire novels, it is your responsibility to stab that person through the heart with a wooden newspaper stick.

8 comments:

Nicci said...

or refer them to books about garlic.

Anonymous said...

There is no such thing as going overboard with one's vampire novels. :)

laura b. said...

I have a list! I better get to work sharpening sticks....

Broke said...

Yes. Indeed.

Lord of the Eeple said...

What about patrons?

http://thelunchtimesaga.blogspot.com/

宜欣宜欣 said...

Seeing is believing.百聞不如一見............................................................

Anonymous said...

Or you can hide "holy water" in a Poland Spring bottle and occasionally get the urge to sprinkle it in their general direction...

nisha said...

Interesting article. You make some good points. Thank you again.
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