A polite librarian is a good librarian.
Or, grab one bag of peanuts, two bags of chips (crushed lightly) and those mini-pretzels and place inside one of the ubiquitous, funky vases hanging around the back of the coat closet (dusted, of course!). You'll be considered 'posh' with that kind of an offering! :)
Peanut- and gluten-free Kit-Kat bars made with fair trade chocolate if you please!
yes Kit-Kat bars!! And tell the person who brings the fruit to stop forcing their healthy agenda down our throats! :P
All the candy bars in our vending machine melted. Repeatedly. We refused to buy them; they expired. Then we were told they wouldn't be replaced until we, the library staff, bought them. Then we would get fresh ones. SO. LAME. And possibly illegal, but it doesn't matter because then they took our vending machine away.
I do love peanuts!Reading this makes me want to eat..hahaha
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