tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post3637532199551754081..comments2023-11-22T02:49:34.600-06:00Comments on A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette: Innuendos, Using libraryJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-67862793036000459882012-05-22T21:13:02.096-05:002012-05-22T21:13:02.096-05:00"This number isn't in the Dewey Decimal s..."This number isn't in the Dewey Decimal system, but feel free to "check" me out when you'd like" ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-5076988380940939612010-05-05T12:32:09.743-05:002010-05-05T12:32:09.743-05:00I'd like to unlock her DVD case.I'd like to unlock <i>her</i> DVD case.senormediahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01040380992477305061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-31552419050767233082009-04-17T23:09:00.000-05:002009-04-17T23:09:00.000-05:00mmmm, your decimals are SOOOooo dewey!mmmm, your decimals are SOOOooo dewey!bintalbaladhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14213779876093420031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-17031346756944095502008-06-23T17:08:00.000-05:002008-06-23T17:08:00.000-05:00"You can have it in any format you choose.""Dewey ..."You can have it in any format you choose."<BR/><BR/>"Dewey you come here often?"<BR/><BR/>"I miss the days when I could have stamped your slip and slipped a card in your pocket."<BR/><BR/>"Trust me, we're full service here in Adult Services."<BR/><BR/>"We even offer drive-thru service."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-12454047637388217302008-06-12T13:08:00.000-05:002008-06-12T13:08:00.000-05:00"Librarians do it by the book.""Cataloguers do it ..."Librarians do it by the book."<BR/><BR/>"Cataloguers do it with authority control."<BR/><BR/>and depending what you're into...<BR/><BR/>"Anyone up for a little 306.775?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-49917823579891741542008-06-12T12:29:00.000-05:002008-06-12T12:29:00.000-05:00Hey, allow me to resensitize that...Hey, allow me to resensitize that...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-37451803404603786022008-06-09T23:48:00.000-05:002008-06-09T23:48:00.000-05:00"Might I recommend some Moorcock or some Lovecraft..."Might I recommend some Moorcock or some Lovecraft?"Mercurius Aulicushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05130901970855873480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-20884725783550883912008-06-09T23:38:00.000-05:002008-06-09T23:38:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mercurius Aulicushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05130901970855873480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1182742707378117662008-06-09T15:11:00.000-05:002008-06-09T15:11:00.000-05:00"Archivists can make it last longer."(off an SAA b..."Archivists can make it last longer."<BR/><BR/>(off an SAA bumper sticker)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-52741834387578000552008-06-05T10:40:00.000-05:002008-06-05T10:40:00.000-05:00God I love "You'll find him shelved at HQ450"! I'v...God I love "You'll find him shelved at HQ450"! I've heard a similar conversation with 613 or 618 (I think it was) in dewey. Just looked up a catalogue (go web opacs), try using 613.96!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-87650796502867703322008-06-04T22:03:00.000-05:002008-06-04T22:03:00.000-05:00This is going to sound gross, but in my old librar...This is going to sound gross, but in my old library system we had a certain term, but you had to be careful or else you might make the mistake of saying this:<BR/><BR/>"He/She needs to be discharged."Kerrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10600134977379856998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-63408332530362774712008-06-04T15:06:00.000-05:002008-06-04T15:06:00.000-05:00I'd FRBRize that!I'd FRBRize that!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-67152826420426361682008-06-03T11:47:00.000-05:002008-06-03T11:47:00.000-05:00I'd like to shelve her in the stacks.And right dow...I'd like to shelve her in the stacks.<BR/><BR/>And right down here are my Special Collections.<BR/><BR/>Do you mind if I query your database?<BR/><BR/>This is where I do all my reference consultations.<BR/><BR/>Would you like to consult my abstracts?<BR/><BR/>I'd like to get a couple volumes of that on interlibrary loan.<BR/><BR/>Do you offer unlimited renewals?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-30450319655386762812008-06-03T10:31:00.000-05:002008-06-03T10:31:00.000-05:00Not original but worst I've ever had:Do you work i...Not original but worst I've ever had:<BR/>Do you work in a library? Because you just increased my circulation!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-15436832604796481942008-06-03T06:52:00.000-05:002008-06-03T06:52:00.000-05:00Can I interest you in some Longfellow or Cummings?...Can I interest you in some Longfellow or Cummings?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-48116140228217919032008-06-02T18:35:00.000-05:002008-06-02T18:35:00.000-05:00"What do you think his 300 field is - about 23 cm...."What do you think his 300 field is - about 23 cm.?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-74313147881949359652008-06-02T14:52:00.000-05:002008-06-02T14:52:00.000-05:00"I'd like to request THAT""I'd like to request THAT"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-85074941845544495292008-06-01T14:15:00.000-05:002008-06-01T14:15:00.000-05:00"excuse me, could you suggest me a satisfying edit..."excuse me, could you suggest me a satisfying edition of the kamasutra?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-62732549276205458842008-06-01T10:58:00.000-05:002008-06-01T10:58:00.000-05:00You have some fines you need to pay.You have some fines you need to pay.Marissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03488381101561379974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-75703161515632016162008-05-31T17:45:00.000-05:002008-05-31T17:45:00.000-05:00I'd like to catalogue her dewey decimal systemI'd like to catalogue her <I>dewey</I> decimal systemAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-52778781779457741662008-05-31T08:42:00.000-05:002008-05-31T08:42:00.000-05:00"I think that fits under Ranganathan's apocryphal ..."I think that fits under Ranganathan's apocryphal sixth law."Heidihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15434683646025916218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-74907689368230980092008-05-31T08:23:00.000-05:002008-05-31T08:23:00.000-05:00"I'm sure the item in question will come soon if y..."I'm sure the item in question will come soon if you'll place it on hold"<BR/><BR/>Or not.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17630447707532322216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-68593761136403116422008-05-31T05:53:00.000-05:002008-05-31T05:53:00.000-05:00I would like to scan her barcode :-)I would like to scan her barcode :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-8310590853640803102008-05-30T20:49:00.000-05:002008-05-30T20:49:00.000-05:00This can only be used after a trip to the stacks, ...This can only be used after a trip to the stacks, "That was long overdue!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-20719186875928038652008-05-30T20:06:00.000-05:002008-05-30T20:06:00.000-05:00"How's his bib record""How's his bib record"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com