tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post6647006214673353511..comments2023-11-22T02:49:34.600-06:00Comments on A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette: Reference, RedefiningJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-31418482693320428482007-09-05T18:41:00.000-05:002007-09-05T18:41:00.000-05:00worn carpet surroundsscratched surface, tired staf...worn carpet surrounds<BR/>scratched surface, tired staff,<BR/>center of wisdomLarisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17006572809217297649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-42017361477110482282007-08-02T08:23:00.000-05:002007-08-02T08:23:00.000-05:00Oh librarianWhere for art thou truest love?All you...Oh librarian<BR/>Where for art thou truest love?<BR/>All you like is books.<BR/><BR/>Oh librarian<BR/>Help with the copy machine<BR/>Where is the men’s room?<BR/><BR/>Oh librarian<BR/>Why is the Internet down<BR/>My paper is due.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-22094360026752783692007-07-31T10:21:00.000-05:002007-07-31T10:21:00.000-05:00Bugger! not haikus at all...for some reason I used...Bugger! not haikus at all...for some reason I used a 7-5-7 syllable structure not 5-7-5. <BR/>Blame the students for distracting me with footling requestsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-70477532149846569052007-07-31T10:15:00.000-05:002007-07-31T10:15:00.000-05:00Three enquiry desk haikus:‘Help me please, my pass...Three enquiry desk haikus:<BR/><BR/>‘Help me please, my password fails,<BR/>Enquiry desk sage’.<BR/>Outside the sun is shining<BR/><BR/>‘Fool, look at your keyboard<BR/>Caps lock is still on<BR/>Go to the IT help desk’<BR/><BR/>‘Leave me to dream of the girl<BR/>Like a paeony <BR/>I saw in philosophy’Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-63158690115361170582007-07-28T12:30:00.000-05:002007-07-28T12:30:00.000-05:00No empty PCsReading club prizes galoreSummer Satur...No empty PCs<BR/>Reading club prizes galore<BR/>Summer SaturdayLisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16791914604898998749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-61964037899340419662007-07-26T14:32:00.000-05:002007-07-26T14:32:00.000-05:00Reference orreference itmakes no difference when y...Ref<BR/>er<BR/>ence or<BR/>reference it<BR/>makes no difference <BR/>when you do not know what to ask.<BR/><BR/>This is called a Fibonacci poem which follows the line form: 1,1,2,3,5,8maryt/theteachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17516961981692076719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-83458617929285600852007-07-26T11:28:00.000-05:002007-07-26T11:28:00.000-05:00Library Homepage.Try some different keywords.Profe...Library Homepage.<BR/>Try some different keywords.<BR/>Profession summed up.Ray Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08512160610891354929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-70296211536078968912007-07-26T09:03:00.000-05:002007-07-26T09:03:00.000-05:00please do not defilethe library crosswordwith my b...please do not defile<BR/>the library crossword<BR/>with my borrowed penRuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09901385456984047523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-45549662647769615162007-07-25T16:19:00.000-05:002007-07-25T16:19:00.000-05:00Is it my problemThe copier is empty?Two masters fo...Is it my problem<BR/>The copier is empty?<BR/>Two masters for this.Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07731546968162491203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-78367536946085287112007-07-24T13:00:00.000-05:002007-07-24T13:00:00.000-05:00stinky little manyour files consume our hard drive...stinky little man<BR/>your files consume our hard drive<BR/>why don't you shower?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-42576486818340280732007-07-24T12:10:00.000-05:002007-07-24T12:10:00.000-05:00Concierge falls into the same category as referenc...Concierge falls into the same category as reference. Per any standard dictionary, it is acceptable to pronounce it with either two or three syllables, no accent necessary. As such, it's a great haiku word, since you can use either to fit your needs:<BR/><BR/>Find your own bathroom<BR/>I have a PhD, fool<BR/>Not your conciergeDaleAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17615604135325345179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-45586247976598232422007-07-23T18:45:00.000-05:002007-07-23T18:45:00.000-05:00I pass pained facesat front desk - thank god I wor...I pass pained faces<BR/>at front desk - thank god I work<BR/>in Preservation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-45832755276310658972007-07-23T12:59:00.000-05:002007-07-23T12:59:00.000-05:00furrowed browswhen they hearhow and not whatfurrowed brows<BR/>when they hear<BR/>how and not whatAnnette Harberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02321665846034719860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1560228857918061472007-07-23T12:15:00.000-05:002007-07-23T12:15:00.000-05:00Danger held at baycrazies leer over a counter of w...Danger held at bay<BR/>crazies leer over a counter of white<BR/>Mental they all seemMonster Librarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08103231391384064406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-41770533578809782852007-07-23T12:03:00.000-05:002007-07-23T12:03:00.000-05:00Tough Questions For Pros:Bathroom? Stapler? Coffee...Tough Questions For Pros:<BR/>Bathroom? Stapler? Coffee Bar?<BR/>Masters-Worthy All.GreenTunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-38941197907392065002007-07-23T10:53:00.000-05:002007-07-23T10:53:00.000-05:00And to think, I always pronounced concierge with t...And to think, I always pronounced concierge with three syllables.<BR/><BR/>Anywho:<BR/><BR/>Fortress of woodwork<BR/>Your high counters protect me<BR/>From people with needsGreg Schwartzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03566788343102202028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-17669616068396911972007-07-23T10:50:00.000-05:002007-07-23T10:50:00.000-05:00wow! i really thoughtconcierge was three syllables...wow! i really thought<BR/>concierge was three syllables<BR/>damn southern accent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-71353557904766249732007-07-23T10:09:00.000-05:002007-07-23T10:09:00.000-05:00Working on the basis that reality is defined by it...Working on the basis that reality is defined by its most irrational element we call ours "Masters of Reality."Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.com