tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post115405482158691447..comments2023-11-22T02:49:34.600-06:00Comments on A Librarian's Guide to Etiquette: Turnips, Squeezing blood fromJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1154363305059827912006-07-31T11:28:00.000-05:002006-07-31T11:28:00.000-05:00I also want to pass this around during annual banq...I also want to pass this around during annual banquet time, where we are "encouraged" to buy a ticket that costs as much as a week's worth of groceries. Bleah.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1154118810612377492006-07-28T15:33:00.000-05:002006-07-28T15:33:00.000-05:00Can I forward this to the administration at my uni...Can I forward this to the administration at my university the next time United Way comes around? How about when they next offer discounted annual country club memberships? (Yes that happened here last year.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1154118682057847432006-07-28T15:31:00.000-05:002006-07-28T15:31:00.000-05:00Yeah, why read a whole book when you can read the ...Yeah, why read a whole book when you can read the condensed version instead?<BR/><BR/>I also often ask, <I>why add a can of water to condensed soup</I>? The head rush one gets from drinking it straight is just too good to pass up.<BR/><BR/>The moral of this story is next time you're asked to donate at the office, give a can of soup.tiny robothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10398934790289557898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1154114781469796952006-07-28T14:26:00.000-05:002006-07-28T14:26:00.000-05:00Uh oh, why do I think this one is about me??? I'd...Uh oh, why do I think this one is about me??? I'd gladly take a photo of your latest offspring.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-1154109241313033902006-07-28T12:54:00.000-05:002006-07-28T12:54:00.000-05:00Donate the Reader's Guide condensed books? Never! ...Donate the Reader's Guide condensed books? Never! They're going to be worth a lot of money some day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com