tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-100922752024-03-07T16:55:39.254-06:00A Librarian's Guide to EtiquetteA polite librarian is a good librarian.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.comBlogger590125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-81348913143721035002013-11-11T09:46:00.002-06:002013-11-11T09:47:28.129-06:00Librarian, You're a grand old
A newly hired librarian should spent part of his or her very first library paycheck to purchase a cat flag for every month of the year. Fly them proudly at your work space, and forever in peace may they wave.
Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-13225683732006894032013-09-18T08:35:00.001-05:002013-09-18T08:35:44.313-05:00Harassment, AvoidingIt is never appropriate to call a fellow librarian a "pussy." Even if he does wear bow ties to work.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-56974913211823643132013-09-13T09:12:00.001-05:002013-09-13T09:12:54.110-05:00Clothing, Matching your coworkers'If you and another library colleague arrive at work wearing remarkably similar outfits, you both automatically qualify for a one-time $500 wardrobe bonus and a paid "shopping day."
Editor's note: To claim this offer, just print this page and give it to your immediate library supervisor.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-13772933678888159722013-09-09T09:18:00.000-05:002013-09-09T09:18:16.663-05:00Leave, Returning fromNothing says "Welcome back from your extended leave of absence!" like finding your desk covered with months of unopened library mail, an inbox filled with 8,013 unread emails, and Gary the intern drinking from your Crazy Cat Lady mug.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-72183512747106901952013-04-22T10:57:00.000-05:002013-04-22T10:59:32.869-05:00Earth, Saving theLibrarians should celebrate Earth Day by unplugging their libraries' electric staplers.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-16298298480027424852013-04-17T10:10:00.000-05:002013-04-17T10:10:48.206-05:00Bookmobiles, CelebratingLibrarians should celebrate National Bookmobile Day by going for a joyride in the library's bookmobile. If your library doesn't own a bookmobile, go for a joyride through the reference room on a fully loaded book cart.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-10942332265048834712013-04-16T10:04:00.000-05:002013-04-16T10:05:22.127-05:00Work, Celebrating libraryLibrary workers should celebrate National Library Workers Day by taking the day off and watching all three The Librarian movies in one sitting.
Ask the Readers: Which of The Librarian movies most represents your experience working in a library: The Quest for the Spear, Return to King Solomon's Mines, or Curse of the Judas Chalice?Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-90098277886949469972013-02-21T11:43:00.000-06:002013-02-21T11:43:00.629-06:00Viral, GoingIf your library has not produced a [insert meme] video/photo within three days of its inception, you are doing the the profession and the Internet-at-large a disservice.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-49888602115443001082013-02-12T11:26:00.000-06:002013-02-12T11:26:15.566-06:00Readers' advisory, True crimeAlways assume that reference desk patrons who inquire about books on serial killers are themselves potential serial killers; spray them in the eyes with mace or pepper spray.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-8309645310924401882013-02-04T11:24:00.001-06:002013-02-04T11:24:28.001-06:00Ignorance, FeigningLibrarians should never admit to liking sports, commercial television, or Oreo cookies. If anyone asks you for your opinion about Oreo’s library-themed Super Bowl commercial, feign ignorance and indignantly claim to have been watching Masterpiece Classic's "Downton Abbey" with a cup of decaf herbal tea.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-33679071192068502072013-01-31T10:07:00.000-06:002013-01-31T10:07:56.024-06:00Internet, Mastering theLibrarians should use their mastery of search algorithms, indexing, and keywords to constantly scour the Internet in search of places to share cat pictures.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-88551123733319056102013-01-29T10:32:00.004-06:002013-01-29T10:33:41.926-06:00Staplers, Honoring fallenLibrarians should observe a moment of silent reflection every time a stapler is broken at the reference desk.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-77103492149291290412013-01-25T09:48:00.005-06:002013-01-25T09:49:26.796-06:00Conferences, Virtually attendingIf you are unable to attend the ALA Midwinter Meeting, but still want to experience it virtually, just dim the lights in your office, crank down the temperature to 55 F, and spend the day Tweeting non sequitur notes to yourself (e.g., "Lack of consistency in ebook lending policies," or "I wish they would do something about the temperature in these conference rooms.")Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-91467470911936970062013-01-23T12:04:00.001-06:002013-01-23T12:04:40.098-06:00Name-Calling, Stopping In honor of No Name-Calling Week, librarians should refrain from calling their coworkers names. This positive action will help reduce the negative atmosphere perpetuated by all of the bullies, liars, jerks, perverts, weirdos, geeks, and name-callers who work at your library.
Ask the readers: What names will you stop calling your library coworkers for No Name-Calling Week?Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-54331508771155956742013-01-17T12:44:00.000-06:002013-01-17T12:46:14.399-06:00Sweater vests, PoliticizingThe American Library Association's Office for Intellectual Freedom is organizing Sweater Vest Sunday at the Midwinter meeting to raise awareness about challenges to intellectual freedom. Conference attendees are encouraged to wear sweater vests to champion citizens' freedom to read. If you do not have a sweater vest, it is perfectly acceptable to fashion one by ripping neck and arm holes into a Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-84704285780109564442012-12-17T10:34:00.002-06:002012-12-17T10:35:45.723-06:00Sex, Encouraging library-Librarians should encourage their patrons to have sex in the library. Any additional housekeeping costs can be paid for with the advertising revenues you get from the live stream to your library’s security cameras.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-20957165283715159732012-12-06T14:03:00.001-06:002012-12-06T14:35:34.293-06:00Bite, Letting the bedbugsThe best way to keep your library from becoming infested with bedbugs is to burn the building to the ground and invest all the insurance money into your e-book collection.
Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-88099717690718676182012-11-30T09:46:00.001-06:002012-11-30T09:46:18.590-06:00Pics, LibGuides ProfileWhen constructing a LibGuides profile page, librarians should budget at least one hour for snapping an adequately flattering arm’s-length self-portrait profile picture with a mobile phone camera. If this hour proves fruitless, just use a picture of your cat.
Ask the Readers: Do you like your LibGuides profile pic? If so, share a link in the comments below.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-5568757146879536402012-11-08T09:42:00.001-06:002012-11-08T09:42:32.313-06:00Unpopular policies, IntroducingWhen introducing unpopular changes in library services, do so with intentionally bad grammar and spelling. Your library’s patrons will be so infuriated and distracted by the mistakes in the sign reading, “Their will now be a $5 fee for you’re use of the libraries staplers,” they won’t protest the policy itself.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-32397936717860134522012-10-30T10:25:00.001-05:002012-10-30T10:27:39.285-05:00Costumes, Library-friendly HalloweenA cheap Halloween costume idea for librarians is to come to work wearing the uniform from your second job at Starbucks, McDonalds, or Lady Foot Locker.
Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-18090399160023545402012-10-25T09:12:00.001-05:002012-10-25T09:12:54.721-05:00Teens, Books and Librarians can play a pivotal role in getting more teens to like books by redefining video games as "books."Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-3292744941708087812012-10-19T11:53:00.000-05:002012-10-19T11:53:14.735-05:00Instruction, SingingLibrary instruction for first-year college students should be participatory and engaging. If you worry that students won't understand your technical terms and language, make your lesson more palatable by setting it to music.
Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-17701240196822028912012-10-18T11:04:00.000-05:002012-10-18T11:04:40.113-05:00Librarians should should celebrate Teen Read Week by clearing out all of the books from the library's teen section and using the space to host a real fight-to-the-death Hunger Games.
Ask the readers: What would be the grand prize for the teen winner of your library's Hunger Games?Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-31898262234866881702012-10-09T10:49:00.003-05:002012-10-09T10:49:38.861-05:00Videos, Teaching withLibrarians should leave it to professionals to produce their library instructional videos. No one wants to watch your homemade, narrated web casts of EBSCO's Academic Search Complete when better quality productions are available online.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10092275.post-4953253112854058372012-10-04T09:27:00.001-05:002012-10-04T09:28:50.585-05:00Banned Books Week, PromotingLibrarians should be wary of abbreviating Banned Books Week as "BBW" in their promotional advertisements, flyers, and signs. (Google it.)Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13028088897973151439noreply@blogger.com4