Thursday, January 13, 2005

Rap Courtesy

when another librarian jumps onto a table and begins a freestyle "library rap," this is to be treated as a gift to you and you alone. it is not a story to be shared with every other librarian in the building. also, it is appropriate and even encouraged to smile and laugh during the performance. it is not, however, acceptable conduct to continue laughing for the following six years. this action might be considered rude and could result in a strained professional relationship.

1 comment:

J said...

Yo seƱor, give me a beat...

Well you know I'm in the li-brar-y
With the etiquette tips for you and me
I bust a nasty rhyme like a heart attack
But I do say "please" and "thank you" as I rat-a-tat-tat!