Monday, January 07, 2008

Up, Catching

Always assume that your library coworkers want the short version of your answer to the obligatory question, "How was your holiday break?"

Some sample short answers that will suffice:
  • "Okay."
  • "Pretty good."
  • "Too short."
  • "Kind of sad... my _____ died."
  • "I'm an atheist."


Anonymous said...


"Not long enough!"

"It tipped away nicely."


"I'm in standby mode. What day of the week is it?"

"Boring as fcuk - we're lucky we have work, don't we?"

Anonymous said...

It passed in a drunken haze.

Melville Doowee said...

My balls ache.

Civil Servant Librarian said...

"WAS?? You mean it's over already?!"

Kevin Musgrove said...

"Tonight, Matthew, I will be Dorothy Lamour."

That always seems to work.

Anonymous said...

Ha! This is funny.

Anonymous said...

But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there.

Kevin Musgrove said...

"Is that where everybody was? I thought it had gone quiet."

Anonymous said...

"I missed you" followed by *wink*