Friday, May 16, 2008

Patrons, Dating

Librarians should always consider their clientele as a potential dating pool. You never know... occasionally one of your homeless patrons just might be desperate enough to be seen in public with you.

15 comments:

librarianwoes said...

LOL... I don't know about dating the homeless, but the Library can be a fertile environment to meet women. I've dated my share... Humm, maybe I shouldn't use the word "fertile."

Sarah said...

Well, it doesn't work so well when you work in Youth Services, particularly when it is just mornings in the children's department. There are not many men at all, and those that are there are usually with their small children or are exceptionally creepy--hence their spending large amounts of time hanging around the children's section.

Anonymous said...

You must be joking.

Terry said...

LOL. Ya, I've known a few guys who thought librarians were super hot...they actually were pretty hot themselves. They always went to the local libraries to scout out the women...lol. However, if you can't find someone to date, it's always amusing to watch patrons hook up at the library...esp. the teenagers who are there under the guise of "studying"...lol.

Anonymous said...

Blech! Dating sounds like a revolting prospect: how about "Librarian appreciation day?"
Give your fav. librarian a gift or $money under the table or some little something? extra?

Alcohol is usually appreciated, so are generous tips.

Jenny S. said...

I think you should expand this post to give us some more information. How should a librarian approach their clientele to best secure a date? (i.e.; offer homeless person your number?) and maybe more tips on dating for librarians. It's hard for librarian women. Men librarians have it easy--they have all the women librarians after them....

Anonymous said...

ugh, not at my library. All the male librarians here are eunuchs.

Anonymous said...

Jenny S. ... the trick is to access patron records and copy down name, address, phone number, and email address. That gives you pretty much all you need to start either a stalking or a dating relationship with your patrons.

I'm not saying I've done that, of course, just that IF . . . .

---Kurt

f is for Fer; he forgot to floss said...

This tactic is not altogether OK in an academic library setting, though of course we are legally all adults here.

The staff and the homeless people, that is. The students, bless their underdeveloped souls, are still in that grubby stage. There's a Rodney Dangerfield bit in EASY MONEY, where his child photographer character asks a subject how old she is. She flashes five fingers. Rodney responds, great, call me when you're this old, flashing ten fingers twice. I'd add another five to that, but hey, Rodney probably knew what he was doing.

f is for Fer; he forgot to floss said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Lindsey said...

One of my (married)co-workers was hit on by one of our vendors (at a conference, in the exhibits) Ewwwwwww....

The Liberry aka Amy said...

Our security guard said, "I would never go out with him [creepy customer]... actually, I mean I would never take him out, because I'd be the one paying!"

christian dating said...

lol dating the homeless??
oh lord i could never

Anonymous said...

While there are many dating websites catering to wealthy singles, SeekingArrangement is the only true dating website where beautiful singles such as college students, struggling artists, single moms, aspiring actresses or models, and that typical girl next door can find wealthy benefactors or patrons for mutually beneficial relationships.
------------------
Fred

Online Dating

Anonymous said...

^^ nice blog!! ^@^

徵信,徵信網,徵信社,徵信社,感情挽回,婚姻挽回,挽回婚姻,挽回感情,徵信,徵信社,徵信,徵信,捉姦,徵信公司,通姦,通姦罪,抓姦,抓猴,捉猴,捉姦,監聽,調查跟蹤,反跟蹤,外遇問題,徵信,捉姦,女人徵信,女子徵信,外遇問題,女子徵信, 外遇,徵信公司,徵信網,外遇蒐證,抓姦,抓猴,捉猴, 調查跟蹤,反跟蹤,感情挽回,挽回感情,婚姻挽回,挽回婚姻,外遇沖開,抓姦, 女子徵信,外遇蒐證,外遇,通姦,通姦罪,贍養費,徵信,徵信社,抓姦,徵信,徵信公司,徵信社,徵信公司,徵信社,徵信公司,女人徵信,
徵信,徵信網,徵信社, 徵信網,外遇,徵信,徵信社,抓姦,徵信,女人徵信,徵信社,女人徵信社,外遇,抓姦,徵信公司,徵信社,徵信社,徵信社,徵信社,徵信社,女人徵信社,徵信社,徵信,徵信社,徵信,女子徵信社,女子徵信社,女子徵信社,女子徵信社, 徵信,徵信社, 徵信,徵信社, 徵信社,
徵信,徵信社,徵信,徵信社,徵信,徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信,徵信社,徵信, 徵信社,徵信,徵信社,徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 外遇, 抓姦, 離婚, 外遇,離婚,
徵信社,徵信,徵信社,徵信,徵信社,徵信,徵信社,徵信社,徵信,外遇, 抓姦, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社, 徵信社,徵信,徵信, 徵信,外遇, 抓姦
徵信外遇抓姦離婚婚前徵信工商徵信尋人大陸抓姦法律諮詢家暴婚前徵信工商徵信外遇抓姦尋人離婚家暴大陸抓姦感情挽回
婚姻挽回大陸抓姦尋人
大陸抓姦,徵信,徵信社