Friday, August 22, 2008

Poop, Sharing a

Noisily pooping in a stall next door to a fellow (pooping) librarian colleague is an intimate and sometimes awkward event. As you both emerge from your stalls to wash your hands, break the tension by saying, "Well, that was the most productive I've been all day!"

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Librarians pooping ...
Hee!

Dances With Books said...

Of course, you could turn it into a book discussion or club. To get you started:

_What's Your Poop Telling You?_

And given librarians' penchant for cataloguing and classifying. . .well, you get the idea.

texasknitter said...

I am too much of a chicken to leave a stall at the same time as another librarian after a 'poop' session. I just make sure that I spray the deodorizer regularly. I have had no complaints...yet.

Anonymous said...

or "at least here everyone knows what they're doing and how to do it"

Kevin Musgrove said...

Also pay a compliment:

"You must have a good dentist to leave teeth marks like that on the stall door."

Anonymous said...

"If you enjoyed that, let me recommend: this. "

JWB

Anonymous said...

You have a staff only bathroom with more than one stall? What luxury.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know that we librarians pooped at all!

Deborah said...

Librarians only poop environmentally friendly sorbet and righteous indignation, the ALA says so...

Deborah said...

hey, anonymous 11:13, are you trying to say that librarians are full of sh*t?

Anonymous said...

You have a staff washroom?

ml said...

Nothing surprises me in the bathroom anymore, I've gone IN to the staff bathroom (single occupancy) to find a log that apparently was "flush resistant" and I've had fellow librarians on their way OUT warn me that the air pollution was at a peak and I may want to come back later.

Anonymous said...

I'm a big fan, so I'm politely requesting you stick to funny above the waist. Yes that means I don't really want to read about sex acts either. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

I was at the urinal the other day and heard a student say (on his cell phone, I think). "Hang on, I just took a sh*t, let me call you back." You'd think he'd end the call before going into the bathroom.

Anonymous said...

^^ nice blog!! ^@^

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