Thursday, March 18, 2010

Quiet, Enforcing

Set up a "quiet zone" in your library for your militant, overly-confrontational, hostility-seeking librarian to patrol.  This librarian-warrior should be provided with camouflaged clothing, a tazer (equipped with a silencer), and an intimidating metal finger guard for extreme shushing.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, love the Elric finger. I need to get one of those, but luckily I don't work with the public very much. :)

DektolGirl said...

OMG... This was my first Library job.

Anonymous said...

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6918107.html

*snickers*

Lib. Tech. from Canadia said...

A sign should also indicate "Taser enforced".

Tweet Library said...

Hilarious. Here's a little something I cooked up in a few minutes.

Tweet Library said...

Oops, forgot the link.