Monday, August 23, 2010

'Em, Smoke 'em if you got

If a patron complains about being charged a replacement fee when returning a book that reeks of cigarette smoke, kindly remind them that they can keep the book and use its pages for rolling papers.

2 comments:

Em said...

I WISH we could charge for smelly books! Love the rolled papers suggestion.

K. said...

Or cut out the middle pages and use the book as an ashtray?