Monday, June 11, 2012

Books, Disinfecting

A library’s circulation staff should always be equipped with industrial strength rubber gloves and a holstered can of LYSOL. It is safe to assume that all borrowed books have been read in the bathroom and are covered in your patrons' feces. Spray liberally.

3 comments:

MadLibrarian said...

Oh God now I can't go to work.

Jackie said...

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode ...

TetheredLeathered said...

I prefer to use a more natural product, PINE SOL!