Thursday, May 12, 2005

Liquor in the restroom, Drinking

If you are the librarian who leaves your empty whiskey bottles by the toilet in the men's public restroom, please stop! This reflects poorly on all of us. Plus, it directs suspicion on those of us who do a much better job of hiding our on-the-job drinking.

J

4 comments:

Sal said...

If you read that heading fast enough, it sounds like "Lick her in the restroom." Hee hee hee.

Silas said...

Sal, licking people in the restroom is unsanitary. Do it in the office, for pete's sake. As for hiding bottles, our resident lush recommends the area behind ceiling tiles. That's cataloguers for you. Always practical.

BARacooDUH Librarian said...

Actually a far better hiding place is to plop your finished bottle(s) in the walls of your new addition. Then, it's there for all to find in 20 years and catalog into the institutional archives. Oooh, and it's even better if you add a yellow sticky with your name and date on it!!!

Anonymous said...

Are stickies archival?! *rummaging around in desk*