Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Non-Verbal techniqes for repelling bosses and annoying co-workers
If your boss is a micro-manager and you just want them to get the hell away from you at all costs, consider making yourself as unappealing as possible. Even a small amount of body stink could make the average person avoid coming within 10 feet of you. Disgusting habits like fishing for ear wax, then smelling your finger are also highly recommended and have a high success rate. Skimp on the Arid Extra Dry, while you're at it, and consider letting your nose- and ear- hair grow out. And it wouldn't hurt to develop bad oral hygiene, either. These methods could have disastrous effects if your job entails a lot of personal contact with library patrons, unless they annoy the hell out of you too.
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"could have disastrous effects if your job entails a lot of personal contact with library patrons"
Ah, but the patrons do these things while speaking to you so they will feel accepted if you imitate them.
God, I want to go back to Tech. Services.
OR you could be mistaken for a British Librarian, which just adds allure.
Beware.
xo,
WDL
I have here some ideas about non-verbal eye contact, maybe you are interested;)
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