Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Alpha-librarian, Being the

Demonstrate your dominance over your library coworkers by interrupting while others are speaking, sending frequent mass emails, and calling more meetings than your peers. Should any of your colleagues deny your superiority, you may find it necessary to mount them at the reference desk.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That would be me...and you can always send me to sensitivity training where I will be sure to sleep in and drink free coffee on the library's dime.

shameless - I know...

Anonymous said...

ohhhh, I like the mounting part

Librarian Girl said...

I take off my glasses and beat my chest with them.