Thursday, September 13, 2007

Alcohol, On consuming during lunch hour

When the local wine store has a free wine tasting, plan your lunch hour around it and suck down as much Jesus Juice as you can before stumbling back to your cubicle. Careful not to have too much (or to have too many Guinness Stouts at the local Irish Pub, for that matter), though, because you might start finding the patrons attractive and make an awkward, drunken pass at them. This might get you fired (or laid, which would be a much better outcome).

12 comments:

Woeful said...

"(or laid, which would be a much better outcome)"
- LOL, You haven't seen most of my patrons.

AdventuresInTheLibrary said...

This could be why my library has adopted a horrible policy of no drinking during lunch hours. :(

David, Library Tech. up. North said...

...or LAID? Where do you work??? Are there any openings??
You mean...your patrons are clean and normal???
Wow! We were told about that in library school, but I didn't think it was possible.

Anonymous said...

*Sigh* sounds like heaven. But, unfortunately, I work in hell.

Cathleen said...

Open Access, baby, open access.

Kevin Musgrove said...

All my earliest sexual adventures were in libraries.

My subsequent working life has been one long round of disappointment.

Monster Library Student said...

I agree with woeful...ha ha ha.

Anonymous said...

I once smoked a joint and then returned to work to do the afternoon story hour. It was the longest afternoon of my life. I can't even imagine *drinking* at lunch time.

Anonymous said...

Patrons are not sexual objects to be toyed with when drunk at work...at least not without a pair of rubber gloves and a decontamination suit.

Anonymous said...

I won't go into details, but one time I got so angry at a co-worker that my other co-worker friend and I went out to lunch and downed a couple beers each. Then we went back to work nice and relaxed.

french panic said...

wow, anonymous sounds very exciting - beer, weed, kinky decontamination sex, working in hell.... I find that a flask in a drawer or side cupboard or stashed in the closed stacks is great all day long.

Anonymous said...

^^ nice blog!! ^@^

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