Thursday, February 14, 2008

Love, Declaring your

Librarians should not embarrass themselves on Valentine's Day by declaring their love for the Fed-Ex delivery guy.

14 comments:

jayne said...

Awww...why not? Where's the fun in the holiday, then?

Anonymous said...

But he's the only person I come to work for! Don't spoil my reason for living! *KISS FED EX GUY* MMMMM those shorts!

Anonymous said...

But this would not be embarrassing ! Just take him back in the stacks a show a little appreciation ! I HEART FXG !

Anonymous said...

My wife wouldn't like it if I declared my love to the FedEx guy.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't like it if I did that.

Anonymous said...

Eight years deep into a rip-roaring love affair with the FedEx guy from my job, I can tell you that I highly encourage you to show your appreciation to all couriers (UPS needs love, too) as long as you 1)Don't make them go off schedule and 2)Keep your mitts off my man!

Kevin Musgrove said...

Not something I'd do myself but I can understand the motivation if it induces the Fed Ex guy to bring the boxes into the building rather than just dumping them on the doorstep.

Anonymous said...

Wait...you have a "Fed Ex Guy" too?!

Anonymous said...

...but I thought our love was pure?!?

Anonymous said...

Lilly Librarian's eyes smoulder and she crooks her finger at Mr. Fed Ex. She pulls her hairpins from her bun, and shakes loose the silky auburn mass across her shoulders. Lilly shrugs off her brown cardigan, revealing a red satin blouse. In a husky voice, Lilly asks Mr. Fed Ex if he would just step back to the stacks for a moment she would give him his Valentine's Day gift....

Kevin Musgrove said...

...a box of bent board books to be returned to the children's book supplier.

Anonymous said...

And they should especially not go on to their husbands about said love.
-x

Monster Librarian said...

But our Fedex guy is HOT!

WonderPage said...

Personally, I have a little thing for the guy who comes in to fix the copy machines. He hasn't been around in quite a while. :(

Anonymous said...

Librarians are pathetic . One of our Reference Lib's is the joke of the library b/c she is besotted with the head tech guy. She calls him constantly and practically orgazes when he appears. Really sad.