Monday, December 17, 2012
Sex, Encouraging library-
Librarians should encourage their patrons to have sex in the library. Any additional housekeeping costs can be paid for with the advertising revenues you get from the live stream to your library’s security cameras.
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5th floor of the stacks, 2nd floor of the tower, Women's bathroom on third floor of the tower. At least that's the places people have been caught. Who knows where other favorite places are.
At former library: teens found having sex in the hollow tree in kids' department, study ( all glass fronts) study rooms, and a couple had regular rendezvous in a van in the parking lot. Evidently libraries are aphrodisiacs.
I recently happened across a couple having sex at the top of the stairwell leading to our roof. They were naked and smelly. I think I have PTSD!
Depends on you library, but you could look here as a start...
Public - 613.96
Academic - HQ31
GPO - J 1.2:P 82/v.1-2
Ew.
Does finding a patron alone in the bathroom with a copy of Sex for One count?
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