Friday, August 31, 2007

Restrooms, Soliciting in

Do not use foot taps and under-the-stall hand gestures in your library's public restroom to solicit sex from strangers. Do like the rest of us and use the less ambiguous, half-literate wall graffiti to make an appointment.

4 comments:

Monster Library Student said...

Maybe he was just tapping his feet while humming the song, 867-5309...that song always made me think that they got the number off the bathroom wall in some sketchy place...and the hand under the stall...he should have said that he was asking for toilet paper. ha ha ha

Steven said...

I've never heard it called a "Senate business card" before.

Mind you, given what most politicians are doing to the public it's a highly appropriate euphemism.

Anonymous said...

It's too bad he's gone: he never explained what the public washroom 'code' was.

Just keep your feet in your own stall please.

Anonymous said...

Our best one was the gent who wrote in the guy's bathroom stall, looking for a date, who specified "Girls only." Buddy, I don't think any girls are going to even see it!