Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Sausages, Picking

It is never appropriate, under any circumstances, for a librarian to pick the toppings from the unserved pizza at your library's student appreciation party. If you have a tendency to molest other people's sausages, it is probably best to keep your hands in your pockets.

5 comments:

Kevin Musgrove said...

I can't help feeling there's some deep psychological hurt lurking behind this post!

Anonymous said...

I really enjoy your blog...funny, funny stuff.
-a librarian in Brooklyn

Woeful said...

Sound advice under any circumstances!

Anonymous said...

Ewwww.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't advise keeping your hands in your pockets. Unless you like to play pocket pool and molest yourself.