Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Sausages, Picking
It is never appropriate, under any circumstances, for a librarian to pick the toppings from the unserved pizza at your library's student appreciation party. If you have a tendency to molest other people's sausages, it is probably best to keep your hands in your pockets.
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5 comments:
I can't help feeling there's some deep psychological hurt lurking behind this post!
I really enjoy your blog...funny, funny stuff.
-a librarian in Brooklyn
Sound advice under any circumstances!
Ewwww.
I wouldn't advise keeping your hands in your pockets. Unless you like to play pocket pool and molest yourself.
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