- eject illegally burned CDs from uncooperative PCs
- perform emergency body-piercings for Goth patrons
- make a chain/lasso for roping unattended children
- create a collapsible ladder for your dramatic escape from the library's roof
- gouge your eyes out after seeing the thing that guy was doing in the stairwell
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Librarians should always keep a stash of paper clips available at the reference desk. You can use paper clips to...