- eject illegally burned CDs from uncooperative PCs
- perform emergency body-piercings for Goth patrons
- make a chain/lasso for roping unattended children
- create a collapsible ladder for your dramatic escape from the library's roof
- gouge your eyes out after seeing the thing that guy was doing in the stairwell
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Paper, Clipping
Librarians should always keep a stash of paper clips available at the reference desk. You can use paper clips to...
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These can also be used as a projectile object aimed at the back of a teenager forgeting to use a quiet voice or have good manners?!
They can also be used as an emergency book stand for a display. Or to hold up a poster for summer reading. Just gouge into the wall. Straighten it out for use as a bookmark.
Don't forget about emergency hair clipping, too. And helping start the dead car in the parking lot.
Today I unclogged our floppy drive with an unbent paperclip...genius!
Once I tried to use one to clean the gunk the builds up in key boards. Worst experience of my life....
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