Thursday, August 25, 2011
Rules, Enforcing the
All back-to-school library orientation sessions should include video footage of librarians murdering patrons who don’t follow the rules.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Appreciated, Being
A polite librarian should never encourage patrons who are prone to stalking the library’s public service staff. Instead, have those creepy patrons channel their obsessions into nominations for the I Love My Librarian Award. If you win, you can spend the $5,000 cash award to hire a personal body guard to protect you from your nominator.
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