Monday, December 17, 2012
Sex, Encouraging library-
Librarians should encourage their patrons to have sex in the library. Any additional housekeeping costs can be paid for with the advertising revenues you get from the live stream to your library’s security cameras.
Thursday, December 06, 2012
Bite, Letting the bedbugs
The best way to keep your library from becoming infested with bedbugs is to burn the building to the ground and invest all the insurance money into your e-book collection.
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