A newly hired librarian should spent part of his or her very first library paycheck to purchase a cat flag for every month of the year. Fly them proudly at your work space, and forever in peace may they wave.
Monday, November 11, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Harassment, Avoiding
It is never appropriate to call a fellow librarian a "pussy." Even if he does wear bow ties to work.
Friday, September 13, 2013
Clothing, Matching your coworkers'
If you and another library colleague arrive at work wearing remarkably similar outfits, you both automatically qualify for a one-time $500 wardrobe bonus and a paid "shopping day."
Editor's note: To claim this offer, just print this page and give it to your immediate library supervisor.
Editor's note: To claim this offer, just print this page and give it to your immediate library supervisor.
Monday, September 09, 2013
Leave, Returning from
Nothing says "Welcome back from your extended leave of absence!" like finding your desk covered with months of unopened library mail, an inbox filled with 8,013 unread emails, and Gary the intern drinking from your Crazy Cat Lady mug.
Monday, April 22, 2013
Earth, Saving the
Librarians should celebrate Earth Day by unplugging their libraries' electric staplers.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Bookmobiles, Celebrating
Librarians should celebrate National Bookmobile Day by going for a joyride in the library's bookmobile. If your library doesn't own a bookmobile, go for a joyride through the reference room on a fully loaded book cart.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Work, Celebrating library
Library workers should celebrate National Library Workers Day by taking the day off and watching all three The Librarian movies in one sitting.
Ask the Readers: Which of The Librarian movies most represents your experience working in a library: The Quest for the Spear, Return to King Solomon's Mines, or Curse of the Judas Chalice?
Ask the Readers: Which of The Librarian movies most represents your experience working in a library: The Quest for the Spear, Return to King Solomon's Mines, or Curse of the Judas Chalice?
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