Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Kids, Supporting your coworkers'

As a librarian you will be expected to buy overpriced magazine subscriptions, candy bars, fruit, and frozen cookie dough from your coworkers for their kids' school fundraisers. If you don't yield to these solicitations, those snot-nosed little punks might slash the tires on your library booktruck.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kids? Most of the librarians I know are DINKs or crazy cat ladies.

Daron said...

Just give 'em a five spot and move on. Unless it's a subscription to Backpacker magazine, like I convinced my local librarian to subscribe to.