Showing posts with label innuendo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label innuendo. Show all posts

Friday, May 30, 2008

Innuendos, Using library

With the sexual harassment fuddy-duddies trying to ruin everyone’s fun, librarians are forced to get creative with library-related innuendos for their explicit workplace small talk. Some examples:

  • I’ve got something he can check out!
  • May I pull your call slip?
  • I’d like to cite that in the bibliography.
  • I think his index is cross-referenced.
  • I think she’s got a little mildew in her special collections.

Ask the readers: Got any other library innuendos you’d like to share? Use the comments section below.