Age, Acting your

A librarian should not look at student workers or library pages lustfully.  They do not mean it as a compliment when they call you "the cougar librarian."

Innuendos, Using library

With the sexual harassment fuddy-duddies trying to ruin everyone’s fun, librarians are forced to get creative with library-related innuendos for their explicit workplace small talk. Some examples:

• I’ve got something he can check out!
• May I pull your call slip?
• I’d like to cite that in the bibliography.
• I think his index is cross-referenced.
• I think she’s got a little mildew in her special collections.
  

Ask the readers: Got any other library innuendos you’d like to share? Use the comments section below.