Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Viruses, Getting

Computer viruses only attack library computers that are being operated by the elderly, the feeble, and those with weak constitutions. Oh, and perverts. If your staff computer becomes infected, it is best to set it on fire and avoid being identified as one or more of the above.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the dubious label of "Technology Librarian."

Ours inexplicably opened an attachment from her e-mail and shut the network down for 3 days as IT tried to kill the worm.