Friday, July 09, 2010
Vampire Lovers, Slaying
If a library colleague goes overboard with his or her love of vampire novels, it is your responsibility to stab that person through the heart with a wooden newspaper stick.
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or refer them to books about garlic.
There is no such thing as going overboard with one's vampire novels. :)
I have a list! I better get to work sharpening sticks....
Yes. Indeed.
What about patrons?
http://thelunchtimesaga.blogspot.com/
Or you can hide "holy water" in a Poland Spring bottle and occasionally get the urge to sprinkle it in their general direction...
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