Thursday, March 18, 2010
Quiet, Enforcing
Set up a "quiet zone" in your library for your militant, overly-confrontational, hostility-seeking librarian to patrol. This librarian-warrior should be provided with camouflaged clothing, a tazer (equipped with a silencer), and an intimidating metal finger guard for extreme shushing.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
6 comments:
Haha, love the Elric finger. I need to get one of those, but luckily I don't work with the public very much. :)
OMG... This was my first Library job.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6918107.html
*snickers*
A sign should also indicate "Taser enforced".
Hilarious. Here's a little something I cooked up in a few minutes.
Oops, forgot the link.
Post a Comment