Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Drinks, Dribbling

If you are going to spill dribbles of tea or coffee onto the floor as you leave the library's break room, please be kind enough to leave a trail that leads all the way back to your office.  This courtesy will allow the custodians to easily track you down and beat you mercilessly with their mops.


Anonymous said...

Juggling with a full coffee cup with no lid is one of the reasons I became a librarian.

Anonymous said...

Tip: As you dribble, walk down the *left" side of the hallway and spill a little extra out in front of a colleague's office door. No one will ever suspect you.