Thursday, November 17, 2005

Fragrances, Wearing

Make yourself more attractive to patrons, coworkers, and potential mates by regularly dousing yourself with cologne or perfume. Nothing hides the unpleasant olfactory combination of musty books and coffee breath like a splash of your favorite bottled fragrance.


tiny robot said...

Brian Fantana: Time to musk up.

Ron Burgundy: What cologne are you going to go with? London Gentleman? Black Beard's Delight?

Brian Fantana: No, she gets the special cologne. Sex Panther, made by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. It contains real panther bits, so you know it's good.

Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent.

Brian Fantana: [holding the bottle of Sex Panther] They've done studies you know- 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

WDL said...

mmmmm. brut with aqua velva aftersplash.

now thats a man.